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Me!
My name is Chris Phillips, for the curious. I'm 19 years old and currently in the US Navy, stationed on the USS Blue Ridge, off the coast of Japan at the time of this writing. I was born in Iowa in '83, lived there my whole life until I grew sick of a state full of corn and joined the military (you think I'm exaggerating? Drive across my state with a notebook and write down what you see). I'm a Cancerian if you were genuinly curious, hobbies include wargaming, listening to my eclectic mix of CDs, surfing the Net, lying about my age in bars (NO ONE cards you in Japan), and eating way too much unhealthy food. As on my home page, I currently lack a photo of myself that's any good, so to the right is an artist's rendition. I feel it's quite accurate, really.

The Story Behind My Site
Well, I was bored off my ass one day on the computer and Portent was down and I decided to have some fun and see what I could make for a webiste while expending absolutely no money. And this is what I was able to do, all for free!

Hmmm... guess you get what you pay for, eh?

Other Info Vaguely Concerning Me
Nothing really much to put here yet, this site is still quite new.

Care to contact me? Why?
Ok, but I warned you... click here to email me.